Askewers

YOU ARE A SHISHWICK. A COUSIN OF CRUSTACEANS, A SKEWER AFIXED ATOP YOU HEAD. YOU MUST BECOME A SHISH KEBAB. 

Askewers is a bad and stupid minigame inspired by your favorite platforming video entertainment man Wahoo McLeapJump (and also Katamari Damacy).

It was made in three-ish weeks for a class project, hastily put together with duct tape and hope. This was a year ago. I painstakingly remastered it in like a week.

This is bad. Maybe play it only out of morbid curiosity.

(It was supposed to be a browser game but it doesn't work in browser for reasons I don't understand, so download it instead)